It’s that time again to hear the tale of the CycloptoKrampus…
What is it’s twisted origin story? Who is this mysterious creature? No one knows! The only thing that we know for certain is that he sees only one thing: and that is bad children. With his single judging eye, he scans the perimeter for any child who has committed even the slightest wrong: Stepped on a crack. Spoke out of turn. Anything.
As he drives away on his souped-up kustom kramp-o-wagon, dragging delinquents to an unknown fate, we thank CycloptoKrampus for doing the dirty duty of dealing with devil children
A Merry Krampustime To All!
